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An introduction to me!

Hello!

I'm the Cartridge Thief.  I'm new to the games-writing scene but I've been playing games across Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo platforms since the early 2000s.  I grew up cherishing my PS2 slim and haven't been able to stop talking about the games I play ever since!  

I play all sorts of different games from AAA to indies, shooters to turn-based RPGs and Yakuza to Pokémon.

My aim is to celebrate all the fun that our favourite games have to offer whether they're already a part of beloved franchises or hidden gems that deserve the attention.  I hope that you enjoy hearing what I have to say and that I might even shed some new light on our games libraries!

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